Awhile back, I noticed a phenomenon happening where I work: people who were working on the first floor of my building would walk to the second floor solely to use the bathroom. I came up with a a href=”http://svb-thatswhatshesaid.blogspot.com/2010/02/poop-wars.html”theory/a that they were doing it because they needed to poop, but today I found out the actual reason, which is way more random and awesome than my theory: the first floor bathroom is too cold for them to take their pants off in. divbr //divdivThat’s right! The decreased temperature makes the toilet bowls too cold to sit on, so they migrate up to the second floor to use the bathroom. I like this line of reasoning better than the one I came up with. /divdivbr //divdivP.S. Thank you to a href=”http://everydayreasonstosmile.blogspot.com/”Taylor/a for getting to the bottom of things! She is officially The Second Floor Mystery Solver. /div

5 Comments Add yours

  1. Arleen Spenceley says:

    LOL! That#39;s incredible. I love it!


  2. Jess says:

    Wow, so what do we call quot;the Pooperquot; now? Ha ha!


  3. SVB says:

    We should still call her quot;the Pooper.quot; That nickname has pretty much stuck.


  4. Anonymous says:

    This is funny, because where I used to work, there were downstairs as well as upstairs facilities. Most personnel used the downstairs. In fact there were only a couple offices upstairs, and the restrooms up there were seldom used. I truly hate taking dumps at work, but sometimes you just have to. I shared this sentiment with a co-worker, who agreed we should designate the upstairs restroom as our own personal sh*tting quarters. There was only one catch; sometimes, the Upstairs Employees would have meetings in the conference room (where the restroom was located) and of course we weren#39;t rude enough to poop while there were important topics being discussed a door away. We#39;d have to resign ourselves to defecate downstairs, which is how we came up with the acronym quot;D.S.S.quot;, also known as the infamous quot;Downstairs Sh*tquot;. I always hated having to take a big, steamy D.S.S. (btw, I#39;m remaining anonymous because I have reputation, and no one needs to know that I crap at work.)


  5. SVB says:

    LMAO! Anon, you gave me my good laugh for the day!


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