Just for funsies, I like to go on dreammoods.com to try and decode some of the stuff my brain comes up with while I’m unconscious. Most of the time it’s very unhelpful, as I tend to dream about really random shit like convincing a friend to put her dry-clean only pants in the dryer only to have them shrink and then feel bad I made her do it. And then I’ll type “pants” into Dream Moods and come up with this:
“To see or wear pants in your dream suggest that you are questioning your role in some situation. Consider the material and color of the pants for additional interpretation. Alternatively, the dream may be hinting at some sexual matter.
To dream that you are wearing velvet pants signifies your sensual side.”
“To see or dream that you are a magician signifies that an issue or a task at hand may be trickier than you had anticipated. You are feeling disillusioned. Alternatively, the dream means that you are trying to fool yourself or someone into believing something that you know is not true.”
“If you are not homosexual in your waking life and dream that you are homosexual represents a union with aspects of yourself. It is symbolic of self-love, self-acceptance, and compassion. If you are uncomfortable with homosexuality in your dream, then it suggests some fears or anxieties about your masculinity (if you are male) and femininity (if you are female). You may be experiencing some insecurity in your relations with the opposite sex.To dream that the guy you like in real life is gay represents your anxieties and fears that he won’t like you back. By seeing him as gay, then it would be easier for you to dismiss your feelings for him because you have no chance with him. On a side note, it is common for expectant fathers to have dreams of homosexual encounters.
If you are homosexual in your waking life, then the dream is simply a reflection of your own self.”
I do remember being disappointed that DWG was a) gay and b) a magician. Actually, I think I was more distraught over him being a magician than gay because magicians seriously annoy me. I’m actually a little bit afraid he’ll turn out be a magician in real life because there would be no worse turn-off than him busting out a card trick. Actually, there areworse turn-offs, like child/animal abusers and crack addicts, but being a magician still ranks up there: