While looking for the Peter Gabriel greatest hits album my dad burned for me awhile ago, I ran across a mixed CD I made, entitled, “SVB’s Badass Bootylicious Ghetto Spectacular Bonanza”*. Here are just a few tracks:

• Midnight Train to Georgia-Gladys Knight & the Pips
• Tracks of my Tears-Smokey Robinson
• Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now-Starship
• It Must Have Been Love-Roxette

Half the shit I do in life would be so much easier to explain if I were on crack.

In other, less white-girl-trying-to-be-ironic news, I have a new Examiner review up.  I visited a cute coffee shop in Carrollwood, and if you know what’s good for you, you’ll check it out.

*No, that is not the actual title of the mixed CD. The actual title is far more offensive and obnoxious. Yes, there ARE certain lines I won’t cross on this blog.