So I got distracted sending a picture of a package of Uncle Ben’s Santa Fe rice along with a stupid caption calling him a “sassy bastard” to some friends and I totally forgot why I picked up my phone in the first place. No, I’m not drunk. Sadly, I do stupid shit like this all the time whilst sober. But speaking of drinking (transition: nailed it!), I bring you a text message convo between me and my sister over July 4th weekend:
Laura: Boo, I am so happy that you are my maid of honor! I love you.
Me: Lol I love you, too. Have you been drinking?
Laura: Lol maybe.
I know that girl too well.