My friend David had to school me the other day on Facebook. Friends, this is what happens when whiteness attacks:

Me: Damn, the RaceTrac on 54 in Lutz is baller shock collar.

 

David: I’m not hip to the hop community but I’m reasonably sure it’s “baller, shot caller” in reference to the hurling of the basketball towards an elevated hoop and net. Not shock collar in reference to punishment devices for overly vocal dogs.

From now on, I’m keeping my mouth shut.