Happy New Year, all you beautiful, sexy people! Did you do anything special to ring in 2014? I just got drunk and watched the ball drop, and this morning, T.O. and I cooked up a bangin’ breakfast of peach pancakes, hash browns, and chorizo and eggs. That’s a breakfast of winners, my friends.
My first post of this new year won’t be all emo, like last year, because 2013 was a grand year. I half-assed a half marathon (I wasn’t EVEN TRYING on that one!), Ava got fleas, and I started reading books on a Kindle Fire. The blog also had a terrific year, and by that I mean I had a lot of posts to sort through for this list of favorites. I don’t know how the hell it did, numbers-wise. I mean, I could easily find that information out, but I am lazy and you people probably don’t even care in the first place.
So without further ado, let’s spend the first day of the new year looking back at the previous year. I present to you:
MY FAVORITE POSTS OF 2013
January: If Fairy Tales Were Real
February: This one’s a two-parter! Disney Princess Half recaps, part 1 and part 2
March: Why I Hate Linkin Park: a Rant
April: The One Where I Get Tipsy at You Do the Dishes
May: Color Me Rad
June: My First Time
July: Why Captain Planet Sucks: a Rant
August: The Quest for the Cucumber Gimlet
September: When Whiteness Attacks
October: Gettin’ Our Hippie On
November: Liebster Award
December: Santa’s Twilight 5K
Good luck in 2014, guys. Let’s make it amazing.
