[dinosaur porn. it’s a thing.]

During a phone conversation earlier today, T.O. mentioned there was such a thing as dinosaur porn. To which I called bullshit, because sometimes T.O. likes to fuck around with me, like the one time he told me The Ultimate Warrior faked his own death and lived in anonymity for years until he came out of hiding to give his consent to use his persona for the WWE2K14 video game. And dino porn just sounded so over-the-top ridiculous that it had to be made up. Right?
WRONG.

So, so wrong. A few hours later, T.O. posted this to my Facebook wall with the caption, “I told you this was ‘a thing.'”

Dinosaur Erotica Exists and It's Just as Amazing as You'd Imagine

(source)

So in case you were wondering, yes, dino porn exists, and now you can’t unsee these images. You’re welcome, internet. And because of the post on my FB wall, I will probably start to see ads for dinosaur porn. Thanks, T.O.

It’s 2014, y’all. This is the next generation of erotica. Buckle up.

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