[i’m baaaaccckkk]

::knocks on door:: Hello? Anyone home? ::Fumbles around for keys, unlocks door, and walks inside. Takes deep breath:: Man, it feels good to be back here. Haven’t traipsed down this road in a long while. 2014 has been a busy month, with lots of life changes. Life changes like grad school. And while I vow…

[ava doesn’t like feels]

Grab a box of tissues and get ready for the feels… This Story of a Dog’s Last Day on Earth is Beautiful and Utterly Heartbreaking (via BuzzFeed) I made the mistake of reading the above post before I had to get ready to go to work. (If you’ve ever had to apply makeup while fighting…

[sweet baby ray’s : a like story]

I like Sweet Baby Ray’s. It’s my favorite barbeque sauce. But don’t get it twisted: I like it. I’m not obsessed with it. Like, I don’t get on my knees every night and thank the barbeque gods that I got one more day on God’s green earth with their most delicious condiment. I don’t drink…

[earth day pick up lines]

What up, kidz. Nothing much here. Still loving Trader Joe’s. Today is Earth Day, and while it’s not typically a romantic holiday, it’s still a day people are trying to get laid. Because people are trying to get laid everyday, amirite? (source) Earlier today, I was sending T.O. silly Earth Day-themed pick up lines, and…

[i love my friends]

Text message convo between me and Kristina: In other news, I tried that chocolate stout that I got for a wink and a smile at Trader Joe’s last Saturday. It tasted like pure evil. Seriously, it was Satan’s go-to beer of choice. (source) Although I did get tipsy on just a few gulps (disclosure: I…

[more thoughts on dinosaur porn]

I’m going to start this post off by talking about something really sweet and adorable, and then follow it up with something horrendously tasteless. Ready? Let’s get to it. This video has gone viral like a motherfucker: Tatia Pilieva’s “First Kiss” depicts complete strangers kissing for the very first time. It’s at once awkward, sweet,…

[dinosaur porn. it’s a thing.]

During a phone conversation earlier today, T.O. mentioned there was such a thing as dinosaur porn. To which I called bullshit, because sometimes T.O. likes to fuck around with me, like the one time he told me The Ultimate Warrior faked his own death and lived in anonymity for years until he came out of…

[body jam & sh’bam]

Over the Thanksgiving holidays, my sister and I took a Body Jam class and did a Sh’Bam workout routine, both of which incorporated hip-hop and Latin moves. (Yay for us doing werk over the long weekend and working off all the shit with which we stuffed our pie-holes!) The Sh’Bam routine we did at my…

[hair like lorde]

It is my new goal in life to have hair like Lorde: (source) However, I have been told I have Hermione hair: (source) …I may need to get some new hair products…

[liebster award]

Word up, yo, and a happy belated Thanksgiving to you! I’m not planning on doing any Black Friday shopping, as there is nothing cheap enough to make me sacrifice sleep and go to war with my fellow consumer, but if you are one of those brave souls, I wish you luck. May you find deals…