[more thoughts on dinosaur porn]

I’m going to start this post off by talking about something really sweet and adorable, and then follow it up with something horrendously tasteless. Ready? Let’s get to it. This video has gone viral like a motherfucker: Tatia Pilieva’s “First Kiss” depicts complete strangers kissing for the very first time. It’s at once awkward, sweet,…

[the hangover run]

Last night I cooked dinner for T.O.* and he kept giving me shit about my lack of finesse when it comes to my skills in the kitchen (sometimes you’ve gotta use a vodka bottle when you don’t own a rolling pin, amirite?). So in retaliation I pretended to cut my hand with the filet knife…

[two things i refuse to do as part of a couple]

While at dinner the other night with my friend and her fiancé, my friend asked if I found myself saying “we” a lot more now that I have a man-friend. For all intents and purposes, I’ll refer to my man-friend as T-Bone because it’s more fun for me that way and I’m pretty sure he…

[tom selleck goes to see huey lewis]

Tom’s super excited about his floor seat, so much so, that not even a pesky permanent ban will keep him away. Read the story behind the ban, and how he plans to disguise himself, here. Also,  I’m going to link to a site I created back when I first moved to Tampa in 2004 to…

[the quest for the cucumber gimlet]

Last night I went out, and today I feel like a delirious zombie. Not because I’m hung over, mind you, but because I’m sleep-deprived. Hashtag You Know You’re Old When. Anyway, the main reason for going out (besides the fact that it was Friday and I wanted to get my drank on) was to try…

[color me rad]

Over Memorial Day weekend, I ran the Color Me Rad 5K with my sister. It ended up being a family affair; my sister brought her fiancé John to cheer us on, and even my parents came down to watch us run. We were signed up to run in the 10a.m. wave, so to make sure…

[dear justin silver: please marry me]

So it looks like the whole Mike Rowe thing didn’t work out. But it’s okay. I’m a big girl. After a pint of Ben & Jerry’s and taking the appropriate amount of time out to grieve a non-acceptance of a ridiculous marriage proposal to a pseudo-celebrity, I’m ready to get back in the game. I’ve moved…

Teen Kitty Adventure #1, Part One

iThis is the start of a serial that I will be posting in between my regular entries. Think of Teen Wolf combined with Cat Woman and add a whole lot of cheese and WTF and you get the gist. This won’t be the best piece of literature you’ve ever read; it’s not meant to be….