Race Recap: Terrain Race Orlando

Last Saturday, I completed the Terrain Race, a 5K obstacle course at the Spyder Mx Action Sports Complex in Wildwood, about an hour’s drive west of Orlando. It was my third obstacle course race since I started dabbling last year, and, while I didn’t get as filthy as I did at the Spartan Race, I…

[hooters 5k]

Last Saturday (Easter Saturday to be exact), I participated in my very first beach run. I ran the Hooters Bunny 5K,put on by 727CANRACE.com. This is the second race I’ve run with this company; the first was the St. Patrick’s 5K back in March. Once again, I was impressed with everything my $35 race entry…

[gasparilla distance class 5k: the race]

(To read my recap of the race expo, click here.) When I woke up this morning, I was pissed for half a second because I didn’t know why I was waking up so early on a Saturday. Then I remembered it was race day, and I put on my clothes faster than a cheating husband…

[santa’s twilight 5k]

What’s up, playa hatas? How did Christmas treat ya? Did Santa make your heart skip and your eyes gleam with the treasures from his sleigh? Did he get you one of these? If so, can I come over and play with it? My Christmas was momentous in that I tried my very first raw oyster…

[the hangover run]

Last night I cooked dinner for T.O.* and he kept giving me shit about my lack of finesse when it comes to my skills in the kitchen (sometimes you’ve gotta use a vodka bottle when you don’t own a rolling pin, amirite?). So in retaliation I pretended to cut my hand with the filet knife…