[beauty junk round-up: lumene bb cream]

I remember reading about BB creams about a year or so ago inĀ Glamour and the like. Recently, my friends and co-workers started using them, and I’ve been hearing rave reviews. Apparently, these little creams not only cover like a foundation, but they also moisturize and provide sun protection for your skin, contain anti-aging properties, help…

[and then i fell on my ass at walgreens]

One thing you should know about me is that I tend to play off certain situations in life. If I’m in an elevator and cut an ear-shattering fart despite my best intentions, I’ll just keep staring straight ahead, seemingly oblivious. Fart? What fart? You mean that wasn’t the elevator’s breaks? If I’m at the grocery…